Date Everything! is a delightfully absurd dating sim set in your very own home. Developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17, it lets you slip on magical “Dateviators” and romance 100 fully-voiced dateable characters—from household appliances and furniture to abstract concepts like existential dread .
The game blends interactive visual novel dialogue, branching narratives, and playful voice work (with over 70,000 lines), creating a quirky, colourful experience. It thrives on character-driven humor—some delightful, others bizarre—and heartfelt moments, all without falling into vulgarity .
🗓️ Release Date: June 17, 2025
🎮 Developer: Sassy Chap Games
🏢 Publisher: Team17
🛒 Stores for GFN: Steam
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